Cecelia Cichan

Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact. (George Eliot)

I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better. (A. J. Liebling)

Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back. (Paul Erdos)

The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don’t have it. (George Bernard Shaw)

Black holes are where God divided by zero. (Steven Wright)

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense. (Edsgar Dijkstra)

Give me chastity and continence, but not yet. (Saint Augustine)

His ignorance is encyclopedic (Abba Eban)

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. (Sharon Stone)

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. (Voltaire)